A snippet from the phone call I received today from my boyfriend (who I am calling D, but it's a different D so basically I am lazy. I have a system and I am going to confuse myself if I don't stick to it! Just go with it…)
"Guess where I am?"
"Uh....."
"Sitting on the back of my Car, under an overpass on the side of the road."
"Uhhh..... Why?"
"I rear ended someone"
"Oh my God! Are you ok? Was M still with you?" (M is D's son, he's 6)
"Yes we are both ok, M is just hungry. I told him he could hunt the pigeons for lunch."
"Wait! he's hunting pigeons?"
"Well sort of, he's not going to be able to catch one so he's basically just stalking them until they fly away and it's keeping him occupied."
"Did you call a tow truck or the police, what are you going to do?
"My brother is on his.... M DON'T ACTUALLY KILL THE PIGEON!!!"